I know we have the famous Greggs the Baker down south but no  stotties to be found in Sussex so far…

Would be good to know.

Geordie Steph

Not saying I wouldn’t have followed the same tactics Mr Grayson but we need a striker and he looked like one of the best at c£2m but not £4m.

Will another Club cough up £4m or will we be able to negotiate a betweenie to suit us both?

Plenty of payback for Mr Ashley next season if we make it into the Premiership but little chance of that without new striker blood… we seem to be tired even though we are playing well.

And what is it about the first name Jermaine in football. There seem to be lots of them and I wonder who the role model was, c20 years ago. I know there was a Jackson brother…

Geordie Steph

They are getting a lot of attention, regular gigs, have a new Manager and write their own material.

My nephew is Liam, the bass guitarist and whilst it isn’t cool to have an ‘old’ Auntie as a fan, they are good no matter your age…

Geordie Steph

My brother bought me Sting’s new CD ‘If on a Winter’s Night…’ which I love.

It’s peaceful, beautiful and thought-provoking music showing Sting’s artistic side, with more than a bit of folksey musical style.

I missed his performance in Durham Cathedral and hear that this included a trip to Wallsend where he spent his childhood.

He is clearly returning to his Newcastle roots – it’s a funny thing what age does. No matter all the money in the world and living with the one you love, sometimes it takes geography and a place to complete the missing link you never knew you had till then…

Happy New Year!

Geordie Steph

Saw Alan Price with Zoot Money and Chris Farlowe at Worthing’s Connaught Hall on 31 October after a few days spent with my family in Newcastle upon Tyne earlier that half term week. A much needed Geordie overdose.

Alan Price was fantastic -  a great voice, looking cool, a great sense of age-related humour and I can see why they compare him alongside Randy Newman.

A wonderful rendition of  ‘I put a Spell on You’ – and a moving romantic song that is modern, I don’t know but want to buy and which led into another song…

When I have the time I want to find out what happened to his ‘musical’ of a ship launch from Jarrow – I heard this music many years ago but can’t remember where and I haven’t heard or seen about it since.

I mentioned World Tour because this was Alan’s little joke, referring to his World Tour and main UK cities including Worthing (on a Friday night…).

It was a full house, we were rocking in the aisles and it was a real treat. Thank you Alan.

Geordie Steph

We may come from the North but we aren’t stupid.

We might be hard up because our trophy cabinet is empty but it will be full, one of these days. Mark my words.

You might think that any money is better than no money but you’d be wrong.

sportsdirect.com@stjamespark is an affront to our brand and image; much as you are really, no matter your money.

There are more important things in life than money. You need a heart, you have to love people and you have to want to do the right thing for those you love…

I sincerely hope you can make the money you need and sell NUFC to people who have the Club’s best interests at heart. By the Club I mean supporters like me.

Please don’t try to cheapen us more than you have done already.

Geordie Steph

Which came first and who should have the title?

Clearly new style Technorati thinks that football is all American – bar one brave mention of Liverpool FC.

Yet who did LA Galaxy turn to, to boost their flagging audience and earnings – David Beckham footballer (not soccer star) extraordinaire…

I rest my case .

Geordie Steph

Good luck Carol – this was a great piece that made me feel homesick too. I apologise for printing it without your permission but I have acknowledged this all the way and emailed the Globe and Mail without a reply so here it is…

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When I learned to drive in England, roundabouts had two lanes. They were fun then; you could speed while turning corners. Now they’re multi-laned and have sprouted traffic lights. As I white-knuckle the steering wheel, navigating out of Newcastle Upon Tyne – “hen” party capital of Britain, yet short-listed for European Capital of Culture 2008 – I regret not taking the 501 bus. It costs buttons, and goes the 96-kilometre stretch of Northumberland’s picturesque coast, England’s most rural, northernmost county. But no, I’m determined to feel the wind in my hair in my rented Vauxhall Corsa with all the windows down. This mini road trip is my wander down memory lane. I’ve not been here since I was a child, and I fondly remember apple-green fields of bouffant oak trees, sheep, unpopulated buttermilk sands and never-ending iron-grey sea. I’ve had my fair share of British beaches, synonymous with candy-rock holidays, bingo halls and fairground big dippers, because we could never afford anything as exotic as Spain. Now, finally about to sever my ties with my homeland, I want to see Northumberland one last time: one final imprint of postcard-perfect England that I will carry through my life in Canada.

Relieved to be still alive and turning off the A1, I follow signs to Amble, start of the Designated Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty (DAONB). You know you’re in an English village when the entire stone cottage post office looks like a door to someone’s living room. When your neighbour is a field of sheep. When the only traffic besides you is a horseback rider. A deer streaks across the road, stopping momentarily to make eye contact. I’m not intending to stop in Warkworth, but driving past the double-arched Norman bridge across the pretty river Coquet almost makes me off-road into a ditch. (As it is, I have a strange spatial relationship with the left-hand side of my car.) Could I be in a John Constable painting? Unspoiled by modern development and tourism, this pretty village is home to one of many splendid castles strung along cornsilk Northumberland sands. How do you bypass one for the next?

But I’ve only got two days. I have to be selective with my castles and my stately English gardens: Do I visit the famous Alnwick Garden, pride of the present Duchess of Northumberland? Or the birthplace of Lancelot “Capability” Brown, the 18th-century genius who transformed the English countryside? Led by my tummy, I make my way to Craster, a working fishing village, home of the eponymous kipper, a small oily herring that has been split from tail to head, gutted, salted and cold-smoked. I have one on a bun and drink a half of cold beer at the Jolly Fisherman pub, sitting outside gazing up the headland at Dunstanburgh Castle, circa 1313, Northumberland’s largest; painted three times by William Turner; and the setting for Shakespeare’s Henry IV. It looks like a jigsaw puzzle with critical pieces lost. Someone orders a double ginger ice cream; I’ll take mine to go.

By the time I reach the small coastal town Seahouses, I dare to be hungry. Long a destination for bus tours, thanks to its knockout harbour view to the Farne Islands, it teems with fish and chips shops. The air smells of sea, and salt and vinegar. I’m tempted to take one of the boat rides to the Farnes –there are 28, and about 15 can be seen at high tide – home to a melody of puffins, seals, terns and eider ducks, but my mind is on food. Some say England is not known for its gastronomy. But when in England, do what the English do, and allow yourself at least one day of pure grease and you’ll never regret it.

Bamburgh is just up the road and I can’t forget its barren castle fringed with yellowing gorse; how it stands lone and majestic on the shore, so romantically imprinted on my mind. My own personal Wuthering Heights . I remember scaling with small hands its weather-beaten stone walls, then licking my palms and tasting salt. I park the car in the middle of a wilderness, and slide down dune paths to dip a toe in the shockingly cold sea. Holidaymakers valiantly suntan behind windbreakers, pretending it’s warm. I prefer it here in autumn, when I might be the only one on the beach, when I can walk and conceive a love affair with some impossibly perfect person who exists only in my mind.

Which charming bed and breakfast to stay the night? Right now, I feel as relaxed as I have in ages. Should I soldier on to Berwick upon Tweed, at the other end of the DAONB? Probably. I get back on the A1, but pass the very appealing Lindisfarne Inn lit up in semi-dusk, looking cozy and inviting, drawing me, like certain British pubs will do. Convenient too, a mere hop from Holy Island, where learning and literature flourished in 700 AD, population a staggering 160, accessible by a road built under water that is navigable only when the tide is out. I reach Berwick but keep thinking of the Lindisfarne Inn. I drive back. Get the last room. Then swallow a hefty plate of cod and chips – the whitest, plumpest, juiciest mini-whale I’ve ever seen. And real chips. If you’ve never had them, you don’t know.

“Gan Canny” says the sign above the door; it’s local dialect for “Walk with Awareness.” Every chance of that. After a sound sea-air sleep I check tide times and drive the curious causeway to Holy Island. One of the founding seats of Christianity, it pulls more than half a million visitors a year. And this should matter greatly, but I am lost in the fresh morning air, the vista of Caribbean-like sands and swelling sea, an upturned fishing boat, the bleat of sheep and the strange music of the wind wrapping around the Cheviot Hills, like ghostly voices in a choir. A little boy asks his dad, “What’s that creepy noise?” I walk up to the spectacular castle, originally an Elizabethan fort built to defend England from Scottish dominance, then converted into the fabulous country retreat of Edward Hudson, owner of Country Life magazine. After, a pot of tea at Pilgrim’s Coffee House, where I try and fail, despite the lip-smacking bacon and egg breakfast I ingested just two hours before, to resist a slice of homemade lemon cake. Close-textured and heavy. Tangy and sweet. A citrus drizzle down the sides of white icing.

Then Alnwick’s ancient market town. Not to be missed on Saturdays. Country Life said it’s the best place to live in Britain. Harry Potter and Robin Hood were filmed here. Its castle (aka Hogwarts), the second largest after Windsor, is home to the Duke of Northumberland. Have I said already that there are more castles in this county than any other in England? I finally adapt to single-lane traffic under Hotspur Tower, once part of the city’s walls, and commonly mistaken for the castle by tourists. To bagpipes I stroll the bustling market, sampling rare-breed organic pork and leek sausages, damson and apricot wine, smiling at pub names like The Hairy Lemon and The Oddfellow’s Arms. Then I reluctantly head back to Newcastle. My mini road trip can’t be over.

It was supposed to be goodbye. … I’ve decided I want to move here.

Carol Mason is author of Send Me a Lover and The Secrets of Married Women, published by McArthur. Copyright of The Globe and Mail, Canada.

Well done Nolan in particular (and the Robson family for coping with what must have been a very emotional occasion…).

But can Mr Keane survive? And do I really care…

Geordie Steph

Arise…. Deputy Lieutenant of Northumberland.

I am very proud to know of you and look forward to your making a difference to Newcastle United FC’s silverware sometime soon!

Geordie Steph